It’s National Punctuation Day! Whee!
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How do you get into heaven?
A Sunday School teacher was testing the children in her class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?” “NO!” the children…
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"Man bites Dog" with a twist
HEADLINE: Man bites panda after panda bites man “Zhang, who couldn’t remember the incident clearly, had wanted to hug the panda and shake its hand after having watched similar scenes on television. ‘I wouldn’t have jumped in if I knew what would happen,’ Zhang said.”
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It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Pray with Gene
Gene of Apex has a new page, dedicated to (nearly daily) prayer requests. Make sure to notice the positivistic spin he suggests for prayer: “Don’t pray for a sick kidney; see the person afflicted active and pain free with a healthy kidney.”
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Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse
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Did you ever have to make up your mind?
No, not in terms of which girl or boy to romantically pursue, but on perhaps as important a question: where to go to college? Here’s a truly fascinating chart from a New York Times article this past Sunday, showing the percentage of students who choose one school over another when it comes to head-to-head matchups.…
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Me Church
The complete opposite of “Community, Participation, Mission” – (Or, the complete opposite of Catholicism!)And super-funny!