Announcing a new product from Oddwalk Ministries:
Keytar Mystique: the fragrance.
What the critics are saying:
Hair spray. Sweat. “Like someone throwing up and sneezing at the same time.”
Better than any of those crappy Britney Spears perfumes.
Available at the finest department stores. At present, none are fine enough to meet our high standards.
Justin Timberlake, you may not buy any. Ever. Go away.
[You know you wish this was real.]
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