Apparently because Oddwalk stole from Justin Timberlake the little hand-motion move we do for the phrase “move into my heart” on “For All Time“, he felt it necessary to steal from Oddwalk the whole keytar-mystique thing.
That’s right, we said “keytar mystique.”
I’m sure he’ll be stealing our words soon too. Well, stop it Justin. It’s obvious from your pathetic keytar exhibition that you did not grow up in the 80’s. It’s doubtful that you’ll ever fully understand the glories of the Roland AX-7 that you’re completely wasting on stage a keytar should never be used a prop!
You disgust us.
Therefore, Oddwalk proudly today trademarks the phrase.
“Keytar Mystique”â„¢
So there.
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