{"id":4097,"date":"2009-05-14T08:11:24","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T14:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/?p=4097"},"modified":"2009-05-14T08:11:24","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T14:11:24","slug":"for-our-math-geek-friends-out-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2009\/05\/14\/for-our-math-geek-friends-out-there\/","title":{"rendered":"For Our Math Geek Friends Out There"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As posted on Facebook by friend Laura and originally put on the <a href=\"http:\/\/prairiehome.publicradio.org\/programs\/2007\/02\/03\/scripts\/jokes.shtml\">Prairie Home Companion Joke Show<\/a> a couple years ago (Oddwalk and wives plan to see the traveling show live in St. Louis later this month!) &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/images1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4098\" title=\"images1\" src=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/images1.jpeg\" alt=\"images1\" width=\"118\" height=\"95\" \/><\/a>Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, &#8220;The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.&#8221; The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, &#8220;What on earth does Jesus mean &#8212; the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry. It&#8217;s just another one of his parabolas.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">As posted on Facebook by friend Laura and originally put on the Prairie Home Companion Joke Show a couple years ago (Oddwalk and wives plan to see the traveling show live in St. Louis later this month!) &#8212; Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, &#8220;The Kingdom of Heaven is&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2009\/05\/14\/for-our-math-geek-friends-out-there\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,14,19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bible","category-catholicism","category-friends","category-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}