{"id":2483,"date":"2008-11-26T09:46:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/?p=2483"},"modified":"2008-11-26T10:48:49","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T16:48:49","slug":"here-are-the-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2008\/11\/26\/here-are-the-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Here Are The Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/aliens.bmp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2484\" title=\"aliens\" src=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/aliens.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"142\" \/><\/a>Yesterday, Shannon&#8217;s daughter Madeleine sat him down and told him that she had a few rules for him to follow when he was in Cleveland next week (Oddwalk is heading there for the <a href=\"http:\/\/nccym.nfcym.org\">National Conference on Catholic Youth Ministry<\/a>).\u00a0 Here were her instructions:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 Watch out for sharp things.<br \/>\n2.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t go into the woods.<br \/>\n3.\u00a0 Watch out for aliens.<br \/>\n4.\u00a0 Never ever ever put tape on your mouth.<br \/>\n5.\u00a0 Never ever ever draw with markers.<br \/>\n6.\u00a0 Never ever ever poke your finger in someones eye&#8211;that will really hurt.<br \/>\n7.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t play with glue.<br \/>\n8.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t bring Homer\u00a0(the Cerneka family cat) to Cleveland.<br \/>\n9.\u00a0 Never dress up in\u00a0a skirt or hula dress.<br \/>\n10.\u00a0 Never go camping at night.<br \/>\n11.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t go to Disneyworld&#8211;because you&#8217;re going to Cleveland.<br \/>\n12.\u00a0 Never get close to a dog you know&#8211;because it will bite you.<br \/>\n13.\u00a0 Never see a robot.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Madeleine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Yesterday, Shannon&#8217;s daughter Madeleine sat him down and told him that she had a few rules for him to follow when he was in Cleveland next week (Oddwalk is heading there for the National Conference on Catholic Youth Ministry).\u00a0 Here were her instructions: \u00a0 1.\u00a0 Watch out for sharp things. 2.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t go into the&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2008\/11\/26\/here-are-the-rules\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-nccym"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}