{"id":2349,"date":"2008-10-27T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2008\/10\/27\/very-punny\/"},"modified":"2008-10-27T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:55:00","slug":"very-punny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2008\/10\/27\/very-punny\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Punny"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>In response to the &#8220;What&#8217;s Missing?&#8221; Contest (see the post just below this one), Orin submitted the following entry:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\">Hey, did you hear about the young pirate sheep that&#8217;s apparently gone missing? He was well known because instead of bleating he would make pirate noises (even when it wasn&#8217;t International Talk Like a Pirate Day). In fact, he earned a nickname because of one of his more usual buccaneer outbursts.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>So, anyway, there are posters all over town now, with his picture and this sad, sad phrase:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>&#8220;Who&#8217;s missing? <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Ewe Arrrrgh!<\/span>&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/SQXkiXWdXtI\/AAAAAAAAB9M\/rvuN2BKZwCg\/s1600-h\/ewearrrgh.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/SQXkiXWdXtI\/AAAAAAAAB9M\/rvuN2BKZwCg\/s400\/ewearrrgh.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261863018687192786\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">In response to the &#8220;What&#8217;s Missing?&#8221; Contest (see the post just below this one), Orin submitted the following entry: Hey, did you hear about the young pirate sheep that&#8217;s apparently gone missing? He was well known because instead of bleating he would make pirate noises (even when it wasn&#8217;t International Talk Like a Pirate Day).&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2008\/10\/27\/very-punny\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}