{"id":1936,"date":"2007-06-09T22:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T04:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/06\/09\/food-911\/"},"modified":"2007-06-09T22:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T04:38:00","slug":"food-911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/06\/09\/food-911\/","title":{"rendered":"Food 911"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/RmuHA7gbf9I\/AAAAAAAAAcQ\/uXNPAqPCvyE\/s1600-h\/hamburger.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/RmuHA7gbf9I\/AAAAAAAAAcQ\/uXNPAqPCvyE\/s200\/hamburger.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074297855206457298\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/crime\/cops\/burger.asp\">Snopes<\/a> is great for debunking urban legends &#8211; especially those forwards we get in emails incessantly.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/crime\/cops\/burger.asp\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> a great, funny piece about an actual (but possibly not real) 911 call made a couple years ago.  You can read, and even listen to the whole thing on the Snopes site.  Part of the conversation:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Dispatcher: Ma&#8217;am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can&#8217;t go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.<\/p>\n<p>Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you&#8217;re supposed to be here to protect me.<\/p>\n<p>Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?<\/p>\n<p>Woman: No . . .<\/p>\n<p>Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don&#8217;t understand what you want us to do.<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Snopes is great for debunking urban legends &#8211; especially those forwards we get in emails incessantly. Here&#8217;s a great, funny piece about an actual (but possibly not real) 911 call made a couple years ago. You can read, and even listen to the whole thing on the Snopes site. Part of the conversation: Dispatcher: Ma&#8217;am,&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/06\/09\/food-911\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}