{"id":1922,"date":"2007-05-29T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/05\/29\/more-awesome-than-a-keytar\/"},"modified":"2007-05-29T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T15:55:00","slug":"more-awesome-than-a-keytar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/05\/29\/more-awesome-than-a-keytar\/","title":{"rendered":"More Awesome than a Keytar?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>An <\/span>inflatable<\/span> keytar!<\/p>\n

Not sure which is the funniest part, as advertised on ebay:<\/p>\n

<\/span> This is a unique KEYTAR keyboard. The 3 1\/2 octave keyboard starts on a B note which in itself makes this a collectors item. Inflate with air and amaze your friends! Great for gigs, gags, games, theater, visual aids, education, wall art <\/span>or your inflatable significant other<\/span>. Anything except actually making music. Forget that phat heavy Moog sound. This keyboard is so light it floats on water. Seriously, you can lay it on water and it will float. Try doing that with a Roland Keytar. No adaptor, no case, no MIDI, no velocity. no after touch, no software, no sound. Made of cheap thin glossy flammable black & white plastic.
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– 6 Slider controllers<\/span><\/span>
– 20 buttons<\/span>
– 3 rocker switches<\/span>
– Almost Oberheim type logo<\/span>
– Two dimensional keyboard<\/span>
– Light weight 1\/2 lb.<\/span>
– 24″ x 8″ x 1″<\/span>
– Waterproof<\/span>
– Recyclable <\/span>
<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An inflatable keytar! Not sure which is the funniest part, as advertised on ebay: This is a unique KEYTAR keyboard. The 3 1\/2 octave keyboard starts on a B note which in itself makes this a collectors item. Inflate with air and amaze your friends! Great for gigs, gags, games, theater, visual aids, education, wall…<\/p>\n

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