A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.<\/p>\n
The priest tries a greeting, “Hello?” No response.<\/p>\n
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.<\/p>\n
Finally, the drunk replies, “No use knocking, there’s no paper in this one either.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest tries a greeting, “Hello?” No response. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to…<\/p>\n