{"id":1842,"date":"2007-03-07T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T04:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/07\/mmm-sweet-post-keytar-solo-residue-in-a-fashionable-spray-bottle\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T04:24:00","slug":"mmm-sweet-post-keytar-solo-residue-in-a-fashionable-spray-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/07\/mmm-sweet-post-keytar-solo-residue-in-a-fashionable-spray-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmm, sweet post-keytar-solo residue in a fashionable spray bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Announcing a new product from Oddwalk Ministries:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/Re-P_8aQxYI\/AAAAAAAAAQM\/v_q4aRwSidU\/s1600-h\/keytarmystique.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_-rOepCflcK8\/Re-P_8aQxYI\/AAAAAAAAAQM\/v_q4aRwSidU\/s400\/keytarmystique.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039404836761683330\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Keytar Mystique: the fragrance.<\/p>\n<p>What the critics are saying:<br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Hair spray.  Sweat.  &#8220;Like someone throwing up and sneezing at the same time.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Better than any of those crappy Britney Spears perfumes.<\/p>\n<p>Available at the finest department stores.  At present, none are fine enough to meet our high standards.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddwalk.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/another-disgusting-keytar-sighting.html\">Justin Timberlake<\/a>, you may not buy any.  Ever.  Go away.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>[You know you wish this was real.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Announcing a new product from Oddwalk Ministries: Keytar Mystique: the fragrance. What the critics are saying:Hair spray. Sweat. &#8220;Like someone throwing up and sneezing at the same time.&#8221; Better than any of those crappy Britney Spears perfumes. Available at the finest department stores. At present, none are fine enough to meet our high standards. Justin&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/07\/mmm-sweet-post-keytar-solo-residue-in-a-fashionable-spray-bottle\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keytar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}