{"id":1838,"date":"2007-03-06T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/06\/another-disgusting-keytar-sighting\/"},"modified":"2007-03-06T10:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T16:25:00","slug":"another-disgusting-keytar-sighting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/06\/another-disgusting-keytar-sighting\/","title":{"rendered":"Another (Disgusting) Keytar Sighting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently because Oddwalk stole from Justin Timberlake the little hand-motion move we do for the phrase &#8220;move into my heart&#8221; on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/foralltime.html\">For All Time<\/a>&#8220;, he felt it necessary to steal from Oddwalk the whole keytar-mystique thing.<\/p>\n<p><object height=\"350\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/21vyxmsXDzM\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/21vyxmsXDzM\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" height=\"350\" width=\"425\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=21vyxmsXDzM\">[or watch it here]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, we said &#8220;keytar mystique.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be stealing our words soon too.  Well, stop it Justin.  It&#8217;s obvious from your pathetic keytar exhibition that you did not grow up in the 80&#8217;s.  It&#8217;s doubtful that you&#8217;ll ever fully understand the glories of the Roland AX-7 that you&#8217;re completely wasting on stage   a keytar should never be used a prop!<\/p>\n<p>You disgust us.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, Oddwalk proudly today trademarks the phrase.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Keytar Mystique&#8221;\u00e2\u201e\u00a2<\/p>\n<p>So there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Apparently because Oddwalk stole from Justin Timberlake the little hand-motion move we do for the phrase &#8220;move into my heart&#8221; on &#8220;For All Time&#8220;, he felt it necessary to steal from Oddwalk the whole keytar-mystique thing. [or watch it here] That&#8217;s right, we said &#8220;keytar mystique.&#8221; I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be stealing our words soon too.&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2007\/03\/06\/another-disgusting-keytar-sighting\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keytar","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}