{"id":1732,"date":"2006-11-20T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/11\/20\/sometimes-you-just-want-a-practical-solution\/"},"modified":"2006-11-20T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T18:44:00","slug":"sometimes-you-just-want-a-practical-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/11\/20\/sometimes-you-just-want-a-practical-solution\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes you just want a practical solution"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Bubba went to a psychiatrist. “I’ve got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”<\/p>\n

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the doctor. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”<\/p>\n

“How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I’ll sleep on it,” said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.<\/p>\n

“Why didn’t you ever come to see about those fears you were having?” asked the psychiatrist <\/p>\n

“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!” <\/p>\n

“Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” <\/p>\n

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. “I’ve got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the doctor. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of…<\/p>\n

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