{"id":1717,"date":"2006-11-01T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T23:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/11\/01\/2-month-old-future-keytar-god\/"},"modified":"2006-11-01T17:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T23:31:00","slug":"2-month-old-future-keytar-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/11\/01\/2-month-old-future-keytar-god\/","title":{"rendered":"2 Month Old Future Keytar God!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/568\/1889\/1600\/October%202006%20289.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/568\/1889\/400\/October%202006%20289.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;ll synthesize your face off&#8230;someday!<\/span>&#8220;<\/div>\n<p>For more on Noah, Madeleine, and all the Cernekas, click&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/cerneka.blogspot.com\/\">HERE<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">&#8220;I&#8217;ll synthesize your face off&#8230;someday!&#8220; For more on Noah, Madeleine, and all the Cernekas, click&#8230; &#8230;HERE!<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/11\/01\/2-month-old-future-keytar-god\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}