{"id":1682,"date":"2006-10-02T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/10\/02\/madeleine-discovers-knock-knock-jokes\/"},"modified":"2006-10-02T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T00:30:00","slug":"madeleine-discovers-knock-knock-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/10\/02\/madeleine-discovers-knock-knock-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Madeleine Discovers "Knock-Knock" Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning, my daughter started telling me “knock-knock” jokes. Erin must have taught them to her yesterday. When she tells them, she never actually gets all the way through the joke, but that makes it even funnier. Here is a real example of the “knock-knock” jokes Madeleine has told us today:<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Erin”
Erin or Shannon: “Erin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

Madeleine: “Knock-knock”
Erin or Shannon: “Who’s there”
Madeleine: “Orin”
Erin or Shannon: “Orin who?<\/p>\n

When I told Orin today, he finished the joke for me. Here it is:<\/p>\n

Orin: “Knock-knock”
Shannon: “Who’s there”
Orin: “Orin”
Shannon “Orin who?
Orin: “Orin-ja glad I didn’t say banana?”<\/p>\n

-Shannon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This morning, my daughter started telling me “knock-knock” jokes. Erin must have taught them to her yesterday. When she tells them, she never actually gets all the way through the joke, but that makes it even funnier. Here is a real example of the “knock-knock” jokes Madeleine has told us today: Madeleine: “Knock-knock”Erin or Shannon:…<\/p>\n

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