{"id":1557,"date":"2006-04-05T09:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/04\/05\/greeting-cards-that-didnt-make-it\/"},"modified":"2006-04-05T09:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T15:59:00","slug":"greeting-cards-that-didnt-make-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/04\/05\/greeting-cards-that-didnt-make-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Greeting Cards that didn&#8217;t make it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Borrowed from <a href = \"http:\/\/portraitofapriest.blogspot.com\">portraitofapriest<\/a> and as heard on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/programs\/waitwait\/\">Wait Wait<\/a> &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Actual greeting cards that were rejected by Hallmark for publication:<\/p>\n<p>A big smiley face on the outside of the card and on the inside is written: Hi! Welcome back from your coma!<\/p>\n<p>A Christmas card with &#8220;Spread some holiday cheer!&#8221; on the outside. On the inside: &#8220;Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A birthday card, on the outside: &#8220;My ex-girlfriend had a cat she called Love because she said that&#8217;s what it gave her.&#8221; On the inside: &#8220;So I called it bloody forearms. Hope no one gives you a cat for your birthday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A Mother&#8217;s day card. Outside: &#8220;When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride.&#8221; Inside: &#8220;At least I hope it&#8217;s pride. Otherwise, I&#8217;m pregnant again.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Borrowed from portraitofapriest and as heard on Wait Wait &#8212; Actual greeting cards that were rejected by Hallmark for publication: A big smiley face on the outside of the card and on the inside is written: Hi! Welcome back from your coma! A Christmas card with &#8220;Spread some holiday cheer!&#8221; on the outside. On the&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/2006\/04\/05\/greeting-cards-that-didnt-make-it\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddwalkministries.com\/oddblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}