Words and Music by Shannon Cerneka and Orin Johnson<\/p>\n
You can put a ham into the toaster, you can fill your livingroom with sand.
\nYou can tie your cat up to the ceiling fan, and scream as he scratches off your hand.
\nYou can mail yourself a box of cookies, and try to look surprised as they arrive.
\nJust because you can, doesn’t mean you should, if only that was how we lived our lives.<\/p>\n
You can call yourself the king of Sweden, you can get into an eyebrow fight.
\nYou can wear a donut for a bracelet, and wonder if it’s wise to take a bite.
\nYou can race a spider down the sidewalk, then point and laugh, and tell him that he’s slow.
\nJust because you can, doesn’t mean you should, it seems like that’s the better way to go.<\/p>\n
You can take your goldfish to a movie, you can dunk your head in Mountain Doo.
\nYou can make your grandma do some push-ups, then tell her she’s a quitter when she’s through.
\nYou can teach a gerbil to speak German, and stitch for him some lederhosen too.
\nJust because you can, doesn’t mean you should, ’cause I don’t think your mother would approve.<\/p>\n
You can trade your sister for a monkey, you can blow balloons up with your nose.
\nYou can offer cheese to all your teachers, then gladly hand it to them with your toes.
\nYou can use a barbie for a prom date, then get mad when she leaves with your best friend.
\nJust because you can, doesn’t mean you should, rejoice! ‘Cause we’re finally at THE END.<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2009, Shannon Cerneka and Orin Johnson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Words and Music by Shannon Cerneka and Orin Johnson You can put a ham into the toaster, you can fill your livingroom with sand. You can tie your cat up to the ceiling fan, and scream as he scratches off your hand. You can mail yourself a box of cookies, and try to look surprised…<\/p>\n