Oddwalk Ministries

Year: 2006

Madeleine Discovers "Knock-Knock" Jokes

This morning, my daughter started telling me “knock-knock” jokes. Erin must have taught them to her yesterday. When she tells them, she never actually gets all the way through the joke, but that makes it even funnier. Here is a real example of the “knock-knock” jokes Madeleine has told us today: Madeleine: “Knock-knock”Erin or Shannon:…

Four Weeks Old

On Tuesday, Noah turned four weeks-old. Wow. Time really is flying. It’s been a very interesting, but a very good four weeks. You can read all about it if you go to Cerneka Family Adventures, a blog that my wife Erin is keeping. For fun, here is a pictoral comparison of Madeleine and Noah at…

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

In 1964 the Philadelphia Phillies were all set to coast into the World Series to face the New York Yankees. They ended up losing ten straight in September, handing the National League pennant to the St. Louis Cardinals by one game. (The Cardinals won the Series that year.) If you’ve been paying attention, this year’s…

How do you get into heaven?

A Sunday School teacher was testing the children in her class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?” “NO!” the children…